I’m late, again….why does this tiny town have such massive traffic?
Oh good, they are still warming up, I’m not THAT late.
Oh nevermind…..
Oh snap! We are doing back squat max today!
I love back squats, I love back squats, I love back squats…..
Holy cow, this is heavy!
And now onto the main WOD……
Eww, burpees and thrusters??? In the same day??? Good grief…
I should not have skipped yesterday…..
Oh sweet, I can RX this workout!
Wait, I didn’t see pull-ups on there, I have to do ring rows….I can almost RX this
Oh….I cannot lift that much…..
I literally have to modify this entire workout
Whatever, no shame in my scaled game…tehehe
Okay, so this won’t be too terrible, I’l just try to go really fast on the burpees and get it over with
Oh wow, these people are strong….should I put more weight on my bar?
Nah, I’ll just end up slipping a disc
Or passing out
Wow, my hubby is lifting a lot
He’s so handsome over there with his gigantic weights
Don’t hurt your knee babe….
Here we go……let’s try to finish this in less than 6 minutes
This isn’t bad at all
~5 reps later~
Hmm…..should I already be tired?
I don’t think I can do all these reps
I hate this so much
Why do I pay money for this???
Good grief, I have about 10 loads of laundry to do at home and instead I am here doing this nonsense
These are not good pants for burpees, I have to stop and pull them up every single rep!
Okay, this bra is definitely not burpee friendly, I’m going to turn around and face a wall
Note to self, check the WOD before packing gym clothes…..sheesh!
Oh this bar is getting heavy, should I take some weight off?
No, just keep the weights on and get it done faster
My gosh, these college kids are so fast
*&#$%*#!!!!!!!!
Hmmm, my kid needs to tell me something. Bless her sweet little heart for interrupting me for a minute so I can breath
Oh I hate burpees so much, they make me nauseous
DO NOT throw up
Five minutes in, hurry it up!
I am seriously never wearing these pants to the gym again
Oh snap, I am on the last set
YES! No more thrusters! Pound out the burpees and ring rows
And done, where’s my phone so I can log this?
~5 minutes later~
That wasn’t bad at all
I feel great, I’m so glad I came to workout today!
High fives and fist bumps all around
I’ll absolutely be back tomorrow